@Commander_Appo2 years agoWait this isnt even a parody like their other videos. This is just straight up true. 495
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@caninehat65892 years agoI completely agree. We should put more resources into male razors that take off your ball hair. 394
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@JohnnyWednesday2 years agoI' ve heard of women but i' ve never seen one before. It saddens me that such a rare and beautiful creature isn' t allowed to touch my shelf in the fridge. 281
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@asumazilla2 years agoWho knew there were so many women, is this true? 66
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@wassimboukhelkhal3082 years agoUhm. You know shit is fucked up when the onion is telling something true. 75
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@math91722 years agoI know this is a recurring joke in the comments. But this time it' s actuallynot satire anymore. edit: i think the part of this video must be that they focused mainly onissues (but nonetheless relevant) that remain in developped countries instead of talking about some countries where women have basically no rights; despite the title being " the internationalstate of women' s rights" that or the joke was that there was no joke this time, a way to throw us off since this is a satire channel. ...Expand125
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@helojoeywala66222 years agoOnion is like wtf we gonna fake reality is bad enuf. 11
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@johnnobody30782 years agoHas reality really gotten so bad that the onion, america' s trusted news leader, has resorted to just telling us what is happening in the world? 11
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@Furrina892 years agoThe only i have ever gotten long shiny hair is when i' m using aloe face cream on it. For getting rid of acne and pores, i use an activated charcoal toothpaste. 23
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@brunokopte13472 years agoSince the world is its own satire, the onion had no choice but to become the straight man amidst the dark humor that is our age. the bathroom stall. ...Expand12
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@kxmode2 years agoGlad the old-school onion voice-over guy is back! 2
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@sigbauer97822 years agoI thought this was a satire site? This short just provided more truth than anything cnnlol has broadcast in 30 years! 51
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@AlexanderRM10002 years agoThis has the vibes of an old style onion production, really skilled use of limited budget making a short with a good voice actor but stock footage to feel like a news report. 8
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@lasagnasux49342 years agoIt would be perfectly fine if the product worked. 3
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@itsanoobdeadbody81722 years agoDamn. The onion just drops the parody here. 6
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@awesomezilla2 years agoY' all missing the joke that this is meant to be a completely useless thing in comparison to those actually struggling in the world lmao. 6
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@jakedragon87532 years agoWhen did the onion move from comedy to real stuff? 2
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@AAAAAA-gf2czlast yearI love how things that the onion says just become more real over time.
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@seal8900last yearPeople are missing the joke. The funny part is that the commentator is more angry about how the products dont work than theof women. 1
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@snowdrop98102 years ago3. 5 billion? Does that mean there are 4. 5 billion men since the day of 8 billion has passed? 2
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@aestevalis02 years agoHere, theonion, have a snickers. You' re not yourself when you' re hungry, 1
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@holden38082 years agoLiterally not even a parody bro this is just true.
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@isaackeigwin2 years agoI really love the subtlety of the joke under the truth of the content. Nothing but facts about women being objectified but the real problem is that the products just reallydont work that well.
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@wetPizza2 years agoThis is very based, is this still the onion? 8
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@oscarmadison2752 years agoFor all those ineffective female face creams, i find that spermatosis on the face-siosis seems to have a regenerative & uplifting effect.
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@ROLtheWolf2 years ago3. 5 billion? All that potential rejection!
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@khazngray2 years agoThe onion is like the south park of news. 3
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@michaelh4042 years agoWth im almost asleep and i had to keep checking to see if this is the onion or not because this is just true.
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@calypsokiosko90672 years agoAnd then they do it to themselves and call it empowering. 3
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@commoncommentatingcommento86832 years agoWhen reality is so goofy that trying to parody it is the same as predicting it.
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@Thomas_Winters2 years agoYour better off trying a bunch of home remedies and combining the stuff that works. Right now im using regular lotion and tea tree oil on after rubbing toner on an washing wish hot water. 3
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@captaintryhard58912 years agoThis sounds like a how its made but for mysogyny.
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@panetero2 years agoMaybe it' s maybelline! But probably not!
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@CewyahAlt2 years agoHow oppressive are they allergic to the color blue too.
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@juliesvendsen63932 years agoIts funny cause its true! But really its not so funny, but sadly its still true.
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@taowroland86972 years agoIn a nutshell: way to numerous, and completely unearned.
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@SomeoneYouHate2 years agoI kinda want to know what did they post 2 videos before.
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@FJTx1002 years agoHey onion, just in case nobody has told you to phuque right off lately. 9
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@light62302 years agoMansplaining women' s rights to shiny hair pf.
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@paulcooper88182 years agoPlease don' t say they don' t need makeup.
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@sparkleyunicorn35462 years agoTbh, as a non woman, i' ve never seen a commercial like this and gone " oh wow i' m getting this immediately for the girls i know" it definitely . ...Expand
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@Payitforward422 years agoI can produce a face mask for them. With better results. With an endless supply. 2
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@jacobnussbaum23092 years agoOk and? Isn' t this supposed to be a parody account? This is just soap boxing about what we all know. Stop buying the products.
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@fluffydragon15252 years agoWheres the funny this was just an actual news story.
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@nosknut2 years agoWhen this channel stop being satire? Unsubscribed after 4 years.
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@marcdiedrich47912 years agoMan, what happened to the onion. Ain' t got shit on babylon. 2
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edit: i think the part of this video must be that they focused mainly onissues (but nonetheless relevant) that remain in developped countries instead of talking about some countries where women have basically no rights; despite the title being " the internationalstate of women' s rights"
that or the joke was that there was no joke this time, a way to throw us off since this is a satire channel
the bathroom stall
this is just true.
this was just an actual news story.