@smittyjjensin5582 years agoI hate it when my chef is a flight attendant. 9578
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@notaspy3751last yearWhen the layers of satire are so thick, you can' t tell it apart from reality. 9298
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@lodestar3984last yearThis is good satire. It would be better if you added a not a flight attendant, but to really give it that reddit story feel. 1529
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@anthonymaida5896last yearNo way that the onion is so up to date that they caught on to the reddit shorts with subway surfer. Thats fucking brilliant. 2744
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@poyokirby2 years agoClickbaited by the onion. Is nothing sacred anymore? 8001
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@iinoblast yearThe onion posting a subway surfers reddit video is somehow both surprising and completely expected. 509
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@justanothergabs4710last yearIt was the magazine one that made me think " right, this is the onion" 429
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@captainboone27382 years agoI didnt even realize this was the onion good shit. 394
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@thesky9382last yearThe fact that the onion is capitalizing on this genre of shorts is emaculate. 32
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@Nikusarusanlast yearDamn, really ate half the onion before realizing it is one. 64
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@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927last yearI' m totally going to shout " men weren' t meant to fly, this is madness" now. 25
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@Wyvernnnn2 years agoRt if you were one of the 2. 5b people who liked that one about overhead bags, i sure was one of them. 220
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@classyrobot5648last yearI love the onion. They always get me at first lmao. 52
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@TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnlast yearI wasn' t expecting the onion to make one of these. I need more. 4
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@NotSoNormalSquirtlelast year" excuse me, can yo-quot; " shut up" 8
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@takeaway19last yearThe onion bringing their a-game as usual. 2
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@byzantine5761last yearEvery flight attendant unanimously agreeing to both give 0 shits and make as many jokes as possible is glorious. 50
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@lte7151last yearAs a flight attendant, sometimes people book the flight but their destination in mind is somewhere between our flight departure and arrival destinations. ...Expand7
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@gilamasan2 years agoDid you mean to upload the wrong video, or is this part of the satire? 741
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@Mia-ub7tclast yearI love how the last one makes even the tts sound frustrated somehow. 1
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@onothankyoulast yearThat is outrageous. First, skymall puts the wafflemaker and funnelcake maker on each side of the same page, and then the airlines only let you have one skymall? 6
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@beaksterslast yearI was laughing at the stupidity then saw it was from the onion and started laughing more. 1
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@SPEEDYxArcher2 years agoI dont mind that its the wrong upload, whoever makes these and whoever uploads these for the onion: i love you, faults and all. 62
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@PandiiManlast yearThe onion, passing for authentic ridiculous reality since 1842. 1
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@Drad_last yearAlright, that took me a minute. Thank you onion. 1
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@vralingfrostmere1561last yearThe last one seems like legitimate anger.
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@rachaelcahill3035last yearI love how it got more and more chaotic.
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@garygary117last yearShoutout to the onion newsroom employee for that subway surfers gameplay. 7
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@yesiaskedlast yearLayers and layers of satire in this one. 1
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@electrosharktv4271last yearI love the humour of a flight attendant.
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@caimanaraujo479last yearTurns out flight attendents have great sense of humour, so these are not that far off of something they would awnser on an ask reddit thread lol. 1
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@ThanosJr1209last yearI actually thought this was real for a second and was wondering what ive been missing out on. Then i realized it was the onion. 2
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@kyriahowey3322last yearThat was unexpectedly, consistently, sarcastic.
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@Chaotic-po8ojlast yearI love that theonion has adapted to youtube shorts, its perfect.
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@alexanderthegreat2678last yearI didnt realize this was the onion at first, everything is practically spot on.
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@garmo1968last yearI ate the onion, and it tasted delicious i need more, please. Literally took till i read the channel name. Never change. 1
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@ohnono3408last yearLove how they got more and more unhinged.
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@sargentvanguard7612last yearI didn' t even realize this was the onion until half way through, but that last one was gold.
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@JonDoesSomeStufflast yearHate it when my flight attendant is also gordon ramsay.
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@I_like_big_bombslast yearThrough all the years of the onion. They never stop adapting to the times.
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@laughy38247357075834last yearThis is some next level shit. The onion never fails to disappoint hahahaha. 1
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@improbablyacommentlast yearAhhh, the onion now makes shorts! We' re in for a great time guys. 1
@jackdavenport5011last yearIt took me embarrassing long to realise this was the onion. I love it. 1
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@aquaunknownlast yearI love how this swiftly escelates from actual feedback to just random confusing hell.
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@iamjustzach3036last yearI love that the onion is parodying these haha.
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@sadcabbage5105last yearIt took me an unreasonable amount of time to realise it was the onion.
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@zmanrockz6358last yearThe best thing about this video is how believable the last one is.
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@thelastmanonearth2631last yearI' m glad to see the onion is still trying, despite reality being way crazier than the things they' d print themselves just a few short years ago.
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@DarkWolf22Klast yearTheir literally job is to fight fires on the plane but ok.
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@squigglybusiness7131last yearI just want to know the name of the intern that the onion is paying to get all these recording of subway surfers. 1
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@hywodenalast yearThis is the official theonion youtube channel.
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@chloef-uh9bxlast yearAbout the 2nd one, people might have anxiety sitting with other people but they didnt know they wouldnt be able to sit with their group, for example me.. ...Expand1
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@gabrielcollin8276last year2. 5 billion upvotes for the last guy. Real popular this man.
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@asutosnayak1030last yearI legit thought i was trippin then i saw the post is from the onion account. 2
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@as2186last yearI hate it when the baby behind me flies out the window.
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@prim16last yearOh my god, this is genius. Do another video of this format! I legit didn' t even notice it was the onion until i had to jump to the comments section out of utter confusion.
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@lextheap1638last yearWhy is the vending machine talking to me anyway?
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@devingraves8044last yearI can' t believe the onion is making reddit tts youtube shirts now.
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@ErdriedDeirdrelast yearI didn' t even realize this was the onion! I knew reddit couldn' t be this relentlessly funny.
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@taehyungistlast yearI literally didn' t realise it was the onion until the fire in bathroom post.
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@theepicmountaingoatlast yearBro i didnt realize this was the onion at first. 1
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@chinawong8324last yearI hate when the bathroom catches on fire its not like were in a commercial airline 10s of feet in the sky or something.
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@jackrabbit.last yearI was not expecting this to be that funny.
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@CalebHusseylast yearI thought this was real for a second, until it started to get weird, and i realized it was the onion. 1
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@thejanitor3263last yearOh my, this is ingenious, keep doing it.
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@Duber121last yearOmg the onion strikes again, so fucking funny.
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@silverserpent4202 years agoStop flying spirit. Simple. Rule of thumb. If the goat has a better seat than you, you should worry. 3
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@hernybextar9525last yearOh onion, you never fail to make me confused.
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@EmporerOfMankind40klast yearI work at tampa international and let me tell you from some of the landings i' ve seen from american, southwest and spirit. That second to last one isn' t far from the truth.
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@brandenward3730last yearThis makes me want to be a flight attendant.
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@Kaylee-Bearlast yearOkay but the last one might be legit and that actually made me laugh.
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@Levitatingmarsipanlast yearWhen a passenger asks if they can switch seats so they can sit with the other terrorists excuse me- w h a t.
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@Angelica-is3enlast yearLiterally thought i was going insane watching this.
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@babyyodel3738last yearI' m not sure why it was the firefighter one that made me realize it was the onion and not the magazine one.
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@H3gamer360last yearI hate it when they ask if it was okay to leave an alligator in their checked baggage and repeatedly demanding to see it. Like, sir or maam, this is s. ...Expand
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@CharlesGriswoldlast yearThis video about things students do that college professors hate really hits the mark.
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@therealstarplatinumlast yearIt always takes me a sec to realize it' s the onion godda love it ey.
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@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623last yearIt took me too long to realise it was the onion.
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